Archive for December, 2007

2007: The Cinematic Year of Anton

Every year new names become popular. Cinemascopian points out that 2007 has had three films featuring lead characters with the unusual name of Anton:

  • Anton Ego, “Ratatouille”
  • Anton Corbijn, “Control”
  • Anton Chigurh, “No Country for Old Men”

I wonder if such a cinematic occurrence might eventually someday reflect in those popular baby name charts. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think Anton will replace Michael. I’m just wondering if Anton’s “stock” might go up due to the recent big screen appearances.

Source: 2007: The Cinematic Year of Anton

Scott Weinberg
Filed under: Fandom, Lists, Best/Worst

Even at the end of the lamest movie years, this is always too hard. I’m supposed to take a list of over 200 movies and cramp it down into one 10-title list? No way. That’s not to say that there were too many films jockeying for position on my “best” list, but hell, I spent a LOT of hours watching all these movies, and I’ll be damned if I’m only gonna cover ten of ‘em!

Last year I went a little insane and did ten different top ten lists, but I have a little more of a social life this year, so I’m just going to list my favorite films and trash the year’s biggest stinkpiles (and then, in a separate post, recap the year in horror). Let’s try and generate a little tension by starting at the end. (That’s what she said!)

10. Juno, Knocked Up & Waitress — I hate it when critics put multiple movies in one spot, but I just had to cheat on my number ten, because it’s really weird how the three best comedies of the year … all have to do with pregnant chicks. One movie per slot from here on out, I promise.

9. The Bourne Ultimatum — The perfect capper to a stellar trilogy. Masterful action, fantastic performances, and an energy that just never lets up.

8. Zodiac — I went in expecting Silence of the Lambs, but got a fantastic “newspaper” story instead. And even at 160 minutes, I was never bored.

7. Hot Fuzz — Pegg, Frost and Wright strike again in this wonderfully clever action flick send-up. It took multiple viewings before the flick really clicked with me, but it’s easily the funniest movie of the year that doesn’t have any pregnant women in it. (Superbad being a close second.)

6. Sweeney Todd — It’s not exactly the sort of musical I’m used to (that Sondheim is pretty weird), but between the stellar leads, the grimly gorgeous look of the piece, and enough gallows humor to fill ten good flicks — this just might be Tim Burton’s best movie yet.

5. No Country for Old Men — After taking some time away from the crime stuff to do a pair of comedies, the Coens strike back with one of their craftiest films yet. Like all of the Coen’s material, it plays just as well (perhaps better) with repeat viewings. And damn that Bardem sure is creepy.

4. This Is England — Shane Meadows (director of the also-fantastic Dead Man’s Shoes) paints a portrait of early ’80s England that sure as hell feels like the real thing. Best of all, it’s a story about conformity and violence that doesn’t adhere to the well-established formula. Damn good stuff.

3. There Will Be Blood — I still can’t believe that something this … epic came from the guy who did Boogie Nights and Magnolia. Daniel Day Lewis is staggeringly good in the lead role, and the whole damn movie feels like an homage to both Orson Welles and Stanley Kubrick.

2. Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead — Wow. After more than 40 films, the masterful Sidney Lumet can still trade cinematic blows with anyone in town. This one feels a lot like a Coen brothers crime-spiral: A fantastic ensemble embroiled in an absurd crime scenario that just keeps getting worse and worse and worse…

1. The Orphanage — I’ll be doing a separate list for my horror faves, but there’s no way I was removing this stellar little ghost story from my #1 spot. This is one of those effortlessly compelling campfire stories that prove SOME people “still make ‘em like they used to.”

Just missed the cut: Atonement, Eastern Promises, Gone Baby Gone, The King of Kong, My Kid Could Paint That, Persepolis and a bunch of great horror movies I’ll get to in a different article.

Which bring us to the WORST of the year. Now, most film critics follow one of two schools of thought when it comes to the WORST lists. You can either A) list the biggest disappointments (movies that might have been OK but definitely should have been a lot better considering the people / resources involved), or B) just haul back and throw rotten tomatoes at the worst of the worst: The cynical sequels, the quick-arriving copycat, the base and moronic, the poorly-made and stupidly written…

I go with option B. Listed below (in no particular order) are the 2007 releases that made me want to kick someone in the neck. Preferably the producers of the film I just watched.

Because I Said So — That’s precisely why you should never see this awful, awful movie: because I said so.

Bratz — Ugh. You gotta be kidding me. Makes the Olsen Twins look like Jane Austen.

Captivity — When people were (wrongly) lambasting the Saw and Hostel flicks for being mindless bile, someone was working on the real thing.

Delta Farce — I mean… It’s a national embarrassment is what it is.

Epic Movie — For the last time: Simply referencing another movie is not comedy. And combining other (good) movies with hip-hop and/or horribly stupid pop-culture references, jesus. Who green-lights this stuff?

Evan Almighty — I couldn’t care less how much the movie cost. It’s one of the stupidest and least amusing comedies I’ve ever seen. And what they did to Steve Carell is simply unforgivable.

The Ex — There’s about a dozen really funny people in this movie. And zero laughs. How the hell does that happen??

Halloween — Rob Zombie is actually getting worse with each directorial effort. That’s kind of impressive.

I Know Who Killed Me — It’s Boxing Helena for a whole new generation of film geeks who treasure awful cinema.

The Invasion — How this flick could turn out so rotten — when you’ve got stellar source material and THREE solid movies to work off of — I’m just stumped.

Kickin’ It Old Skool — I’ve see hand-held Bar Mitzvah videos with better acting, stronger production design, and more laughs.

Margot at the Wedding — Unpleasant people discussing bodily functions and being cruel to each other. Enjoy.

Mr. Woodcock — What might have made for a half-decent subplot in an American Pie sequel gets its very own feature — and the results are freakin’ awful. And I consider myself a fan of all three leads, but dear lord is this awful.

Norbit — Disgusting in too many ways to recount.

Happy New Year to all, including the people who are presently hard at work on 2008’s best and worst films.

Tags: best of 2007, BestOf2007, cinematical, scott weinberg, ScottWeinberg, top ten, TopTen, worst of the year, WorstOfTheYear

Source: Scott Weinberg’s Top Ten of 2007 (and some real stinkers, too)

Monika Bartyzel
Filed under: Trailers and Clips, Stars in Rewind

Sure, his stint as Han Solo in Star Wars is what made Harrison Ford a star, but that was far from his first acting gig. There were many roles that preceded it. However, well before he even got involved with American Graffiti in 1973, or counseled older folks on Love, American Style in 1969, Ford got his cinematic acting start in 1966, with an uncredited spot as a bellhop in Dead Heat on a Merry-Go-Round.

The crime film starred James Coburn as Eli Kotch, a conman who gets paroled by seducing his prison psychiatrist, and then goes even further with his seductive ways to pull off a new bank heist. In this scene, Ford walks around saying: “Paging Mr. Ellis,” and has a brief discussion with Coburn before once again continuing his hunt for this Ellis dude.

I wonder if he ever would have believed that a whopping 41 years later, he’d be not only a huge star, but an action hero with a new action movie coming out? The man has definitely aged well.

Tags: Dead Heat on a Merry-Go-Round, DeadHeatOnAMerry-go-round, Harrison Ford, HarrisonFord, James Coburn, JamesCoburn

Source: Stars in Rewind: Harrison Ford Pages Mr. Ellis

The WGA has inked a deal with David Letterman’s Worldwide Pants to allow writers to return for Letterman and Ferguson. While making an individual deal like this comes off as a big FU to the AMPTP, having some writers working while others stand in the streets, may cause trouble among members in the writers union. And that is not something the WGA needs right now. They need to stand together and not apart. Below is the memo sent out to WGA members:

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To Our Fellow Members,

We are writing to let you know that have reached a contract with David Letterman’s Worldwide Pants production company that puts his show and The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson back on the air with Guild writers. This agreement is a positive step forward in our effort to reach an industry-wide contract. While we know that these deals put only a small number of writers back to work, three strategic imperatives have led us to conclude that this deal, and similar potential deals, are beneficial to our overall negotiating efforts.

First, the AMPTP has not yet been a productive avenue for an agreement. As a result, we are seeking deals with individual signatories. The Worldwide Pants deal is the first. We hope it will encourage other companies, especially large employers, to seek and reach agreements with us. Companies who have a WGA deal and Guild writers will have a clear advantage. Companies that do not will increasingly find themselves at a competitive disadvantage. Indeed, such a disadvantage could cost competing networks tens of millions in refunds to advertisers.

Second, this is a full and binding agreement. Worldwide Pants is agreeing to the full MBA, including the new media proposals we have been unable to make progress on at the big bargaining table. This demonstrates the integrity and affordability of our proposals. There are no shortcuts in this deal. Worldwide Pants has accepted the very same proposals that the Guild was prepared to present to the media conglomerates when they walked out of negotiations on December 7.

Finally, while our preference is an industry-wide deal, we will take partial steps if those will lead to the complete deal. We regret that all of us cannot yet return to work. We especially regret that other late night writers cannot return to work along with the Worldwide Pants employees. But the conclusion of your leadership is that getting some writers back to work under the Guild’s proposed terms speeds up the return to work of all writers.

Side-by-side with this agreement, and any others that we reach, are our ongoing strike strategies. In the case of late-night shows, our strike pressure will be intense and essential in directing political and SAG-member guests to Letterman and Ferguson rather than to struck talk shows. At this time, picket lines at venues such as NBC (both Burbank and Rockefeller Center), The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, and the Golden Globes are essential. Outreach to advertisers and investors will intensify in the days ahead and writers will continue to develop new media content itself to advance our position.

We must continue to push on all fronts to remind the conglomerates each and every day that we are committed to a fair deal for writers and the industry.

Best,
Patric M. Verrone
President, WGAW

Michael Winship
President, WGAE

Source: WGA Stands Apart; Not Together: Inks Deal with David Letterman

Peter Martin
Filed under: Action, Documentary, Drama, Foreign Language, Gay & Lesbian, Independent, Romance, Sports, Lists, Cinematical Indie

As much as I enjoy reading Top 10 lists — and wondering if anyone actually saw all 600+ films released in the US during the past year — I’m always looking for more, especially those from other countries. WiseKwai’s Thai Film Journal has selected the “Top 5 Thai films of 2007.” WiseKwai’s top selection from Thailand has also found its way onto a number of US “best of the year” lists: Apichatpong Weerasethakul’s Syndromes and a Century.

Here’s the local twist: WiseKwai says that the film screened once for the press and then was pulled from release because censors objected to four scenes, which he details in his post. He feels that “far more lurid and violent films got a pass. Thai authorities had no good reason to pick on this gentle ode to the director’s parents.” The action galvanized the Free Thai Cinema Movement, which campaigned for a change in how the government treats films. Unfortunately, recent legislation to create a new film ratings system “still contains provisions for authorities to censor and ban films, which filmmakers had fought against.” Syndromes and a Century will be released on DVD in the US on January 15, 2008.

In happier news, WiseKwai lists his other selections: Pen-Ek Ratanaruang’s “good kind of weird” Ploy, Pimpaka Towira’s political doc The Truth Be Told: The Cases Against Supinya Klangnarong, Kongkiat Khomsiri’s period Thai boxing crime drama Muay Thai Chaiya, and Chukiat Sakweerakul’s gay teen romance The Love of Siam. Thailand’s Academy Award submission for Best Foreign Language Film, The Legend of Naresuan: Declaration in Independence, got an Honorable Mention along with sci-fi comedy The Sperm. That’s a poster I’d love to see!

Tags: Apichatpong Weerasethakul, ApichatpongWeerasethakul, Chukiat Sakweerakul, cinematical, Kongkiat Khomsiri, Muay Thai Chaiya, Pen-Ek Ratanaruang, Pimpaka Towira, Ploy, Syndromes and a Century, The Love of Siam

Source: What Were the Best Movies in Thailand This Year?


Down with this sort of thing … There Will Be Blood

If the last few years of moviegoing tell us anything, it’s that every year is Groundhog Day all over again: a few diamonds and a staggering amount of repetition, rip-offs, remakes and rubbish. That’s just the way the seasons turn in Hollywood, but just this once I’d like to determine for myself exactly how crappy a year I have.

First off I’d make sure the Writers’ Guild Of America wins big in its strike. But not yet. I hope the strike lasts until May, and the gaunt, haggard writers troop nobly back to their typewriters, having won a gargantuan settlement and backpay for their time off (a stratospheric unlikelihood, but hey, it’s my fantasy). In the meantime we will have been spared the entire ordeal of the awards season telecasts. All of them are union productions, all are scripted. Ergo: no writers, no awards shows - and come on, how sweet is that? Alternatively, all the presenters and winners at the Oscars and Golden Globes would have to wing it before millions of viewers with crap they made up out of their own addled minds, and if that happened we’d all sledgehammer our TVs before Best Costume was announced.

I’ve also noticed that as networks have stopped running new episodes, I have forsworn the telly and rededicated myself to more dignified pursuits like lechery, heedless carousing and reading books. If the writers stay out until May, millions of others might kick the habit too and never turn the TV on again - even to see what crapulous cop-outs and contortions Lost has come up with. Then they’d have to go to the movies.

Unfortunately, I’d also do my best to ensure that no good movies whatsoever get released in 2008, the better to drive home to audiences what a crappy deal we’re getting, in hopes of seeding the ground for some as yet unspecified, but I hope awfully violent revolt of the ticket buyers.

There will be no mercy; any movie with the merest scintilla of quality, intelligence, experimentalism or even humour would be shitcanned back into the vaults for at least 12 months, rumours of their existence firmly to be denied, in order to deprive the audience of any hope for the future. No Zodiac or No Country For Old Men, no There Will Be Blood or Juno - nothing to leaven an otherwise starchy and saccharine bill of fare. Just all crap, all the time, an unstintingly remorseless diet of Disney’s Rapunzel, The Smurfs Movie, M Night Shyamalan’s The Happening, Dallas: The Movie, anything Madonna might chose as her comeback vehicle, and one bloated and humourless Sean Penn-directed behemoth of boredom every single month. I’ll make it seem like the Khmer Rouge is running your multiplex and sooner or later you will beg me for death.

A couple of months of that and the ticket holders might finally storm the box offices and projection booths. And we might have a real popcorn revolution on our hands.



Source: I demand we have no good movies in 2008

Cool Stuff: Nintendo Wii Clerks Mod

Ramon Stokes spent 60 hours creating this custom modified Clerks-themed Nintendo Wii. Stokes’ company Morphon Mods was commissioned by Smith’s friends “Ken, Zak and Joey” to create the Wii as a Christmas Gift for the Clerks filmmaker Kevin Smith.

The Wii was painted using flat gray scale colors to match the black and white clerks characters. The stand features the main characters each back-lit with two “stage lights” that beam up to highlight the custom 3D Clerks logo. The opposite side has a specially back-lit logo of his production company. Finally, the controllers were painstakingly hand painted letter by letter to feature his name one controller and his most famous alter ego on the second. As a most respectful nod to his writing, the font was meant to look like one an old typewriter might use.

Check out a few photos below, and more on Picasa.

Source: Cool Stuff: Nintendo Wii Clerks Mod

James Rocchi
Filed under: Awards, Lists, Oscar Watch, 12 Days of Cinematicalmas, Best/Worst

If I had to think of one moment that summed 2007 up for me as a critic and moviegoer, then that moment came before an early-morning press screening at Cannes. Two film writers were speaking about a film from the day before — excited, animated, engaged. One of them said “Le Scaphandre et le Papillion?” She then made a hand gesture worth a thousand words, and then exclaimed “Cinema!” And I felt the same way about The Diving Bell and the Butterfly as she did — that it was a work of pure cinema, using every possible element of film to make a powerful piece of art, one that was engaged with the real world we live in while also existing as a strong, expressive creative work in and of itself. That’s worth looking for, at the movies — and, this year, it was easier than you might think to find it. These, then, are the films that made me exclaim ‘Cinema!” in 2007, in no particular order after #1.

1. No Country for Old Men

The best film of the year — wildly engaging, supremely confident, completely thrilling. Lesser filmmakers would have turned Cormac McCarthy’s book into a tedious shoot-’em-up; thanks to Joel and Ethan Coen, we get a pulse-pounding, thought-provoking existential action flick — a Greek tragedy with shotguns, a story of the American West whose true themes and concerns are eternal. I’ve seen No Country for Old Men five times now, and I get something new out of it every time — it’s a rich and dense work that also has sugar-rush surface-level pleasures. With three of the best male performances of the year (Josh Brolin, Tommy Lee Jones and Javier Bardem) and a tone that somehow both fulfills and thwarts what we expect from the movies, No Country for Old Men may be the Coen’s masterpiece.


2. Persepolis

Transforming Marjane Satrapi’s illustrated autobiography of her life in Iran and Europe into animation didn’t just keep the fresh feel of her illustrations intact; it transformed what could have been dismissed as a regional story into a universal one. The animation captures everything from flights of fancy to all-too-real terror, and the story shows us the everyday people and humanity of a nation we’re used to seeing only as a headline in the paper linked to grim news. The film could have been cloying sentimental; it could have been shallow, cynical and glib. But Persepolis managed a delicate balancing act by following its heart — and succeeded as one of the year’s most exciting and rewarding films.

3. No End in Sight

You don’t just finish No End in Sight feeling engaged; you finish it feeling smarter. Charles Ferguson’s brisk, brief documentary avoids Michael Moore-style showboating in favor of good, honest journalism and interviews with the people who made the decisions about the war in Iraq, and the people who lived with them. Whether you support the war or not, No End in Sight is necessary viewing for every American, 102 minutes that fairly and firmly explain a series of policy decisions and actions we’ll be dealing with for the next several decades.

4. The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

A great demonstration of how unique, visionary direction can turn a story you think you’ve seen before into something bold, striking, touching and new. Director Julian Schnabel’s directorial eye may be justifiably praised, but The Diving Bell and the Butterfly also has soul to go with its sights — as well as an immensely talented ensemble cast. If you’re avoiding this because of what you think are obvious reasons not to see it — too French, too depressing, too familiar — trust me, those assumptions aren’t just wrong; they’re also keeping you from seeing one of the most moving and brilliant films of the year.

5. The Bourne Ultimatum

In a year stuffed to a stupor with dim, grim big-money and small-brain action films, The Bourne Ultimatum dared to be different — and proved that a great action film can make your pulse and your thoughts race. Paul Greengrass’s direction was breathless but never thoughtless, and Tony Gilroy’s script made for the perfect close to a well-made series. The Bourne Ultimatum didn’t just demonstrate that action movies can be smart; it also proved they can be art.

6. Great World of Sound

It’s easy to suggest Great World of Sound made this list for what it is not — specifically, while it is an American independent film, it is not about a doe-eyed dreamer of a young man with a poet’s soul and shaggy bangs who discovers himself/overcomes a painful past with the help of a well-crafted soundtrack and a gorgeous, quirky woman with dark hair during a lengthy road trip or series of flashbacks. But not only did Great World of Sound put the ‘independent” back into independent film — as an adjective describing a condition of art, not one describing a form of financing — it did so with brilliance, comedy, assurance and an storytelling sensibility which knew, to quote Nick Lowe, that “you gotta be cruel to be kind.” (And, for that matter, vice-versa.) Two low-rent “talent scouts” (Pat Healey and Kene Holiday) tour the American South looking for singers to ’sign’ to a ‘label’ — that requests 30% of recording costs upfront from the singers. And our heroes can’t quite see all the quotes and conditional clauses in that sentence, or their lives. … Great World of Sound has a plot big enough to take in a braod canvas of themes — culture, capital, America, race, class, the South, delusions, dreams — but it also stays rooted and real every step of the way.

7. The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

Like Andrew Dominik’s previous film, Chopper, The Assassination of Jesse James … is a film about an aristocrat among criminals, a bad man who is nonetheless slightly better than those around him. Unlike the brawny, broad Chopper, The Assassination of Jesse James … is a work of subtlety and grace, from the moody score to the bone-dry narration to the muted, morning-light cinematography. Brad Pitt is excellent in the first title role, but Casey Affleck’s wormy, squirmy Robert Ford — self-hating and self-important, contemptuous and contemptible — was one of the most magnetically repellent characters of the year.

8. I’m Not There

Big and bold and gloriously, perfectly self-indulgent, I’m Not There is not the Bob Dylan story; it’s what Todd Haynes thinks of when he thinks of Dylan, which is even better. No, parts of it don’t work as well as others — but, then again, parts of Dylan’s career, of Dylan’s life, didn’t work as well as others. No other film this year felt so completely like a shared dream, no other film this year risked as much in the name of pure giddy expression, no other film this year dared you to pay attention, fill in the blanks, make up your own mind, play along or walk away. And yes, Cate Blanchett’s work as the luminous pale pop poet Jude Quinn may be getting all the buzz, but the best performance in the film is actually Christian Bale’s Jack Rollins — a stern and wrathful stalk down the road not taken.

9. 4 Months, 3 Weeks, 2 Days

Set in a bleak winterscape of cold conditions and colder laws, Christian Mungiu’s Palme D’Or-winning drama followed two friends in 1987 Romania. One needs an abortion, even though that’s illegal; the other is prepared to do whatever it takes to help her friend. And they, and we, learn just what that phrase truly means. 4 Months, 3 Weeks, 2 Days is a drama with the clenched, cruel ever-tightening grip of a classic crime story, and a brilliant character study at the same time.

10. There Will Be Blood

Paul Thomas Anderson returns — and moves past the mere modern concerns of his already-impressive early filmography by transforming part of Upton Sinclair’s novel Oil! into a riveting, wrenching, mythic and murderous fable about modern America. There Will Be Blood is unearthly, unsettling, a hybrid of Citizen Kane and American Psycho, a celebration and condemnation. The film’s a portrait of capital and culture circling each other in the sunburnt dust of turn-of-the-century California, devouring each other in the hunt for money and power, growing more mighty and yet more famished with every bloody bite. Add in Daniel Day Lewis’s performance — unhinged, unforgiving, unstoppable– and Johnny Greenwood’s score, and you have a film that, with all its virtues and flaws, stands as truly unforgettable.

20 More Films Well Worth Watching:

Once; 28 Weeks Later; Waitress; Protagonist; Colma: The Musical; Ratatouille ; Zodiac; Helvetica; Killer of Sheep; Starting Out in the Evening; Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead; Control; Things We Lost in the Fire; Eastern Promises; The Savages; Away From Her; Taxi to the Dark Side; Honeydripper; In the Shadow of the Moon; Superbad.

Tags: 4 Months, 3 Weeks, 2 Days, 4Months,3Weeks,2Days, Great World of Sound, GreatWorldOfSound, I’m Not There, I’mNotThere, No Country for Old Men, No End in Sight, NoCountryForOldMen, NoEndInSight, Persepolis, The Bourne Ultimatum, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, TheAssasinationOfJesseJamesByTheCowardRobertFord, TheAssassinationOfJesseJamesByTheCowardRobertFord, TheBourneUltimatum, TheDivingBellAndTheButterfly, There WIll Be Blood, ThereWillBeBlood

Source: The Ten Best Films of 2007 — James’s Take

Matt’s Ten Best Trailers of 2007

Matt Bradshaw
Filed under: Action, Animation, Comedy, Horror, Independent, Sci-Fi & Fantasy, Trailer Trash, Comic/Superhero/Geek, Trailers and Clips

I do love a good trailer. I’m one of those people who gets to the theater in plenty of time for the previews, and if I see a movie that has one or fewer trailers playing with it I feel gypped. It’s as much part of the experience as overpriced popcorn and ill-timed cell phone usage. Man, did I see a lot of trailers this year. 2007 was my first full year of doing the Trailer Park feature here on Cinematical and the experience has strengthened my appreciation for the form. I’m not placing these in any particular order, but here are ten trailers that really got my attention this year. Some of the movies I’ve seen, some I haven’t, some have yet to be released, but all (in my humble opinion) do an exceptional job of selling the film. My choices, of course, are purely subjective and will undoubtedly conflict with yours, so please add a comment and let us know what your favorite trailers of 2007 were.

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (teaser)
This one may have dropped in late 2006, but I”m including it here for two reasons: I mentioned it in a Trailer Park last January and it kicked serious ass. Sure, the full length trailer had a little more meat on its bones, but it’s the teaser trailer for the Fantastic Four sequel that had people talking, myself included. The wedding of Mr. Fantastic to The Invisible Woman (a pivotal moment from the early Lee and Kirby issues of the Fantastic Four comic) is interrupted by the arrival of The Silver Surfer. The Human Torch gives chase across the skies and through the tunnels of New York. One of the first movie’s biggest problems was that the Torch wasn’t able to fully exercise his powers until near the end of the film, but this time we get it up front in the trailer.

Cloverfield (teaser)
No one knew what to expect when this trailer showed up with Transformers last summer, but it has since inspired all kinds of speculation as to what this movie is all about. A hand-held home video of a farewell party in New York City is interrupted by a power failure. A massive roar can be heard off in the distance and a gigantic fireball engulfs a large chunk of the city. Huge pieces of shrapnel fly everywhere, including a large chunk of metal that turns out to be the Statue of Liberty’s head. This is one of those trailers that is so good you find yourself saying, “the hell with that movie I just paid to see, I want to see this one right now.” To further tantalize audiences, producer J.J. Abrams and company didn’t even tell anyone what the title was at first. The full length trailer that followed added more footage, but failed to be as engaging as the original teaser.
Be Kind, Rewind
The preview for this Jack Black/Mos Def comedy is so endearing that by the time it was over I stopped wondering why these guys are still exclusively renting out VHS tapes. Jack’s character becomes magnetized which leads to him erasing all the video tapes in his friend’s video store. Rather than buying new tapes, or even upgrading to DVDs, Black and Def stage their own remakes of several Hollywood classics, with their rendition of Ghostbusters being a highlight of the trailer. Of course these cheapo remakes become something of a hit and their newfound success brings accusations of copyright infringement.

Black Sheep
“Get ready,” this one warns, “for the violence of the lambs.” Take your standard zombie movie, change the locale to New Zealand, swap your zombies for a flock of flesh hungry sheep, and you’ve got a trailer that this blogger is not likely to ever forget. Apparently the evil sheep can be kept at bay with mint jelly, and there’s a pretty funny bit here with implied interspecies romance. I’ve got this one on DVD but haven’t had the chance to watch it yet, but even if the film is a total disappointment we’ll always have the trailer.

Bee Movie

This one took an interesting approach with its four trailers. Presumably animation footage wasn’t available for the first preview so someone got the idea to dress stars Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock up like bugs. The joke carried over into the second trailer, in which Seinfeld and Steven Spielberg agree to make the movie a cartoon after Seinfeld nearly kills himself trying to play the role. The brief animated bit at the end of trailer #2 gave the world its first look at the film’s hero Barry B. Benson and trailers 3 and 4 are strictly animated. I thought the continuity between the trailers was pretty clever.

Machine Girl
An over the top tale of bloody revenge with more martial arts action per square foot than should be legally permitted. A high school girl’s family are slaughtered and she loses a hand in the process, though it is soon replaced with a machine gun, much in the same way Rose McGowan got a weaponized prosthetic in Grindhouse. Other influences appear to be Kill Bill, Evil Dead 2, and every kung fu flick ever made. I wouldn’t be surprised if we had a future cult classic here. The trailer is unspeakably violent (I mean that in a nice way) so if such things offend you I suggest not clicking on the link, but it will definitely have the gorehounds lining up to see this one.

Grindhouse
Grindhouse’s trailers managed to imitate the style of a 1970s double feature just as effectively (if not more so) than the film itself. Both previews use the scratched film gimmick, and over the top narration accompanied by simultaneous onscreen titles to replicate the feel of a trashy trailer from the Nixon era. Obviously Tarantino and Rodriguez understood the value of trailers enough to include fake ones for non-existent movies within the main feature, so it’s a shame those phony previews never made it onto the DVD releases of Death Proof and Planet Terror.

Persepolis
I haven’t yet had the chance to see this one, but watching the trailer again just now really has me looking forward to it. The idea that a feature length 2-D animated film is not for children is an exciting deviation from the norm, and the visual style on display here (including an awesome use of black and white) is fascinating. Based on a series of graphic novels, this French language film is about a young Iranian girl’s coming of age during the Islamic revolution and the overthrow of the Shah’s regime.

Iron Man
Once more a trailer has the comic book geek in me all worked up and reaching for his inhaler. Robert Downey, Jr. plays inventor/munitions dealer/billionaire/alcoholic Tony Stark who has an epiphany following a near death experience and devotes his life to the greater good by donning a high tech suit of armor and blasting bad guys. The trailer gives us glimpses of several incarnations of the armor, including the gray and clunky prototype, the more familiar red and gold, with a few other variations shown fleetingly.

Fido
Set in a sort of alternate universe version of the 1950s, Fido is a shaggy dog story about a boy and his flesh hungry walking corpse. In the wake of a zombie war, the walking dead have been pacified and turned into domestic servants. The trailer does a nice job of establishing the period while anachronistically making good use of The Ramones’ “I Wanna Be Sedated” on the soundtrack. The highlight comes in a wonderfully Lassie-esque moment when Carrie-Anne Moss runs after the mute zombie Fido asking if her son Timmy is in trouble.

Tags: Be Kind, Rewind, Bee Movie, BeeMovie, BeKind,Rewind, Black Sheep, BlackSheep, Cinema, Cinematical, Cloverfield, Fido, Grindhouse, Iron Man, IronMan, Machine Girl, MachineGirl, Movies, Persepolis

Source: Matt’s Ten Best Trailers of 2007

Monika Bartyzel
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The last few weeks, No Country for Old Men has been hanging over my head like an ominous cloud of pressure, taunting me from my to-see list. It’s the sort of film that has got film fans and casual moviegoers alike buzzing about it, which means that there’s lots of Josh Brolin on the brain. His time with the Coen Brothers is just the perfect ending to what has become the year of Brolin — Planet Terror, In the Valley of Elah, Chacun son cinéma, American Gangster, and No Country for Old Men. After 22 years in the business, the actor has hit his stride and proved that he’s a hell of a lot more than just a young, ripped, heart-breaking Goonie. But still, there’s nothing quite like the sweet memory of Brolin’s start in one of the most beloved films of the ’80s. And what’s better to follow it then some zombie butt-kicking? Sit back, chew on some popcorn, and finish off 200-Brolin with The Goonies and Planet Terror.

The Goonies

It was only by mistake that I ever happened upon The Goonies, as I had been all set to see some Ghoulies. Nestled in the theater, I waited for the green demons to pop out of toilets, and after the bathroom scene came and went without a ghoulie in site, I realized that I had the wrong movie. Usually, this would be a big bummer, but fortunately, the mistake led me to a much better film — one of those rare family flicks that everyone loves.

The story is simple — a group of kids live in a modest neighborhood that’s about to be torn down for a ritzy new golf course. Hoping to save their homes, the Goonies place their hope in the treasure map of the pirate, One-Eyed Willy. They face off against the criminal Fratelli family and set out to find the treasure and change their fate. A young, super-cute Sean Astin stars as Mikey Walsh, and a young, 17-year-old Brolin stars as his older brother — the original and better Brandon Walsh. Of course, there’s also Data, Mouth, Stef, Andy, and everyone’s favorite Chunk.

There’s lots of clips below, but if you’re going to revisit Goonies territory, the best nibble you can get is on the DVD, which brings the whole young cast back for an interactive commentary for the film — a rare an utterly-enjoyable feat. Other than that…

Second Most Important Nibble: The Truffle Shuffle!

Josh Brolin’s Brand gets tied up.

Deleted Scenes from the DVD

Josh Brolin messes around with the Goonies 2 rumor mill.

The special 2-part Cyndi Lauper video for “Goonies ‘R’ Good Enough” w/ Goonies and WWFE wrestlers.

Planet Terror

Coming a long way from his good-guy Goonie days, Brolin started off this year with Planet Terror, Robert Rodriguez’s Grindhouse offering. Amidst a gross, puss-filled zombie invasion, Dr. Dakota Block (Marley Shelton) and her husband Dr. William Block (Brolin) are having some marital difficulties. William knows that Dakota is keeping something from him, which exacerbates his creeping paranoia. When he comes face to face with her zombie-eaten “ex”-lover, things get a bit testy between the couple. Topped off with machine-gun legs and Quentin Tarantino’s creepiest role to date, it’s one of the sweetest guilty pleasures to hit the screens this year.

Sure, Brolin was in a lot between Goonies and Planet Terror, but something changed in the air when the actor took on the glass toothpick-chewing doctor. There’s nothing overtly creepy about his performance — no over-the-top sneers or other creepy looks — just a wonderfully eerie deadpan face, and look in the eye.

Planet Terror isn’t a good-natured family film like Goonies, so be ready for blood and adult language in the clips below.

Dr. William Block hates Wednesday nights.

Dakota gets a taste of her own needle medicine.

Thank God for short power cords! Unfortunately, there is nothing to prevent infection from Nicky Katt’s zombie puss.

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Source: Friday Night Double Feature: A Goonie Grows Up